squeezebulb

Commonly known as the bulb on the end of a douche or a turkey baster. Also, slang for pathetically slow or bad driver; often encountered when in a hurry to get somewhere.

I'll get to work on time if I can just get past this squeezebulb in front of me!

That squeezebulb at the head of the line is driving like he's been smoking heroin for breakfast.

by Crazy Sven March 5, 2004

squeeze out a few sets

to weightlift. This term is usually accompanied by a pantomime of the exercise in question.

JT: Dude, you wanna go to the gym and squeeze out a few sets?
Andrew: Hell yeah. Let's get swole.

by JT Dollarsign July 17, 2006

squeezel sheep

Anyone who lives in a favilla and speciailizes in the art of shank making

"Give that squeezel sheep a post-it and cap from a 20oz coke bottle and he will make 7 shanks."

by [e-mail] August 11, 2006

squeeblejim

how do you feel right now?

Psychiatrist: How do you feel right now?
Detective Pimbley: squeeblejim.

by lazystupidandcorrupt December 24, 2007

Squeeflecake

A waffle-like pastry marinated for 4-7 days in a bag containing the gas of a queef. Squeeflecakes are often sold throughout the various brothels found in the slums of America.

Molly wakes up every morning to a great big glass of orange juice, and a hot steamy stack of Squeeflecakes.

by Max Yerfy February 28, 2009

Squeeze Mah Cheese

Masterbaiting really fast in a short amount of time.

I always Squeeze Mah Cheese in the bathroom, 4 minutes before English class starts.

by DeepFreeze June 23, 2010

Squeezed Iron

A bullet, as it is cruising through the air after being shot from a gun. (Slang, not used in by real ballistics scientists)

"Maaaaaaan, this hood rat was complainin' about how he broke, I put some squeezed iron through his head. He say he broke? Now he dead broke."

"The last thing I want is squeezed iron all over this place."

by Resident of Killadelphia April 20, 2010