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squat cobbler

aka

Hoboken Squat Cobbler
Full Moon Moon Pie
Boston Cream Splat
Simple Simon, the Ass Man
Dutch Apple Ass

When a man sits in pie and wiggles around. Often involves a costume.

A weird fetish Saul Goodman tells the Albuquerque police about in Better Call Saul S2:E2 "Cobbler".
A: Have you seen the tape, where Playuh is dooin the squat cobbler on that banana cream pie?
B: Wasn't that a crybaby squat? I mean, he cried like a baby, didn't he?
A: How would I know?
by pondababa September 2, 2016
mugGet the squat cobblermug.

dual release squatted jerk

When someone is taking a massive shit that's taking so long they decide they have enough time to bust one out WHILE STILL SHITTING
damn james has been in the bathroom for a while. must be having a little dual release squatted jerk
by GatorYourAde January 30, 2023
mugGet the dual release squatted jerkmug.

bottle squat

Charlie bottle squatted on the side of the road because he could not find a Burger King.
by hayday_73 January 22, 2015
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piddly squat

The act of sitting or squatting in a puddle to piddle (pee)
The kid indiscretely sat in a sunny puddle, on the hot, wet pool deck, for a piddly squat.
by Freyjawired May 18, 2023
mugGet the piddly squatmug.

squat cobbler

The erotic act of a male squatting to dip his genitalia into a freshly baked pie or cobbler.
Clay: "Damn, my balls are sticky and covered in blueberries this morning."
Billy: "Yeah, you got toasted and ended up being a fucking squat cobbler last night."
by TheMaDsQuatter August 30, 2016
mugGet the squat cobblermug.

squat cobbler

The act of sitting in a pie and wriggling for sexual pleasure for the person watching. Crying during the act is considered even more arousing. (Native to Hoboken New Jersey)
"When he sat in the cherry pie, I nearly lost my mind! What a great Squat Cobbler!
by elvieandy August 30, 2016
mugGet the squat cobblermug.

squat diddly

He talks a lot of smack about computers, but he actually knows squat diddly about operating systems or programming.
by Kolchak Jones March 8, 2017
mugGet the squat diddlymug.

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