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Squat Hastings

There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.
SQUAAAAAAAT!!

Squat Hastings just banged my mom
And she liked it!
by anonymous September 16, 2022
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squat cobbler

When a man sits in a pie.
WOW! Nice squat cobbler you did back there!
by mememachine11 August 25, 2016
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squat cobbler

The act of sitting in pie while fully clothed in order to satisfy another's sexual desire.
Jimmy McGill told those sneakin pigs all about that squat cobbler Pryce.
by sabresfan30 September 3, 2016
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Pilgrim Squatting

Using the bathroom in an old fashioned manner, specifically without a cellphone, tablet, or other electronic device as a means of entertainment.
"My phone and tablet are both out of batteries, and my gameboy is out of batteries. Time to do some pilgrim squatting."
by I Disch Splitfire July 27, 2016
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Two door squat

opening both the front and back doors on your vehicle in order to "do your business" on the side of the road. Used to keep passing cars from seeing your exposed state.
Well now it was a long trip and I didn't wanna pull off the highway so I did a two door squat right off mile marker 234.
by dumptruckunclesam August 30, 2021
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bottle squat

Charlie bottle squatted on the side of the road because he could not find a Burger King.
by hayday_73 January 22, 2015
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