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squadding

Doing something you haven't really got time for, usually before going out. Origins from comedy series 'Police Squad' where the teller completes his chores after being fatally shot.
Where the hell is Kelly? We've gotta go!
She's still in the bathroom squadding!
by kaisersoseh May 13, 2017
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squadsh

When someone tries to put a flaccid penis, into a tight butthole.
"Man, I'm tryna squadsh you right now and it wont fit"
by Alienbabe June 26, 2017
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squad culture

The dynamics of a squad. How the squad uniquely reacts to things that is unlike other squads.
I can't rock BBC because my friends think it means BIG BLACK COCK due to my squad culture not knowing streetwear.
by themanwitdamans July 4, 2017
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Squadstitution

A set of agreed upon rules for your squad that can be amended. Similar to the bro code but can include non-bros and is individual per each squad.
Cam: Michael is hereby kicked from the squad.
Michael: According to Squadstitution article 8 section 4, I can reinstate myself to the squad because of my position as a meme admin.
by Webb_of_Lies September 21, 2017
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Squaddie Mattress

A girl who likes to have sexual encounters with members of the armed forces, usually from the army. More often than not during/after a night out when they’ve just met them.
A lot of girls in Darlington are squaddie mattresses, they like the boys from Catterick Garrison!
by QuakerOatsReadyBrek November 23, 2017
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Squad

A squad is what assholes refer to as their group of friends. Not to be confused with squad goals, which is what white people say when they think they have friends, but no one with any friends has ever said that.
"Yo, me and my squad gonna do some shit tonight."
"My squad got: Barry B Benson, Bye man, Nagasuckysuckyfivedorrar, BofA. D. Da bi bye man, whomst real name is Bye man but we already got a bye man so this one is called the bi bye man cuz he is also bi, T. apedat flex, da Buyby Mann with two n's because the bye bye man with one N is the bi bye man, Jankeyer Juses, and Dabyebyeman. Jr. Whos real name is Dabyebyeman but since we already got a bi bye man we had his dad change his name to Dabyebyeman so Dabyebyeman Jr. would be different from da Bi bye man."

"Alright, bye bye, man."
by not-a-cult-leader January 30, 2018
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squadbligations

When you'd rather not do an activity, but the whole squad will be there and and you don't want to miss out.
Man, I really want to stay home and watch TV today, but I have squadbligations.
by Freddy🌿🌿 June 7, 2018
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