Sploof

1. The female version of splooge. When a girl is turned on she becomes wet. This wetness is sploof.

2. A girls natural lubricant.

Wow, sarah. You must be really horny because your panties are soaked in sploof.

by K-kun September 23, 2008

Sploof

Seeing as teachers are aware of all the original sways of swearing i created this word to replace almost any other word you cant say in school or in court. plus it sounds innocent until your baby brother starts sayin it

Ex1: My teacher is such a sploof. Who the sploof gives homework on friday.

Ex2: Go suck a sploof

by Lookitup1 February 18, 2010

Squiggly Splooge

(noun) - dried sperm in a women's hair after sex

girl: "I have so much squiggly splooge in my hair from last night, Jim busted in my hair and i didn't clean it up"

by jpeps November 29, 2011

Sploof

When someone has been in the rain with a quif and their quif has got splatted down by the rain.

"OMG!!! Peter you have such a big sploof as it was raining loads today"

by Flinky November 8, 2007

Sloot

Sloot" (Sa-Loot) - One many would confuse with a "slut" or a "loot" but it's really just the two combined. A girl who picks up guys and try's them out. 'Usually' steals them from other girls. Like a slut but without the sexual adjective.

"Don't let her take ya man! She's a sloot!"

Guy 1: "Emily picked up a new guy at that party, last week, did ya hear?"

Guy 2: "Yah! She's a sloot!"

by PonderousThoughts August 14, 2014

sloot

Word usually meaning slut, but can mean someone just used for a physical relationship. Aka "Fuck Buddy"

Guy one "You man who's that chick"
Guy two "Oh that's just my sloot"

or

Girl 1 "OMG is that your boy friend"
Girl 2 "Oh no that's just me sloot"

by andyt2k September 12, 2007

sloot

a slut, but more extreme. dirtier, less inhibited, less discretionary. like a pretty little white italia girl who sucks off niggers, or multiple men cause she's a coalburner. A good rule of thumb is the number of "o"'s in slut denote the number of niggers and/or the greatest number of multiple partners she had at one session.

Hear bout last night?

>yea you were in a foursome with that chicken head you found at the gym
how was it?
>she swallowed every load, shit was so cash.
wow sounds like a real sloot?
>hate to correct you but she was genuine slooot. it was good, but it was nasty. my dick already itches.

by hellzyeaa September 9, 2014