dread-splash

When the ends of dreads splash all over your face like little water droplets. It generally occurs when walking behind, or standing behind, a wook at a concert who is getting down and moving their dreads around like it's nobody's business.

As I was walking to the bathroom at the concert, I grazed by a wook, who in mid-dance, gave me the biggest dread-splashing I've ever experience.

by CO_Eric November 21, 2007

splash can

The trashcan you place your post orgasm tissues in.

After an intense session of pleasure, I put my wet, sticky tissues in my "splash can".

by Bikibu July 28, 2014

splashed out

Consumed two drugs; usually weed and lean or bars and lean and feel great.

I'm splashed out right now

by bcrush January 31, 2017

No Splash No Gash

The frightening war cry of the common Toilet Tyrone or similar toilet-based salesperson commonly found in dingy nightclubs in an, often vain attempt to engulf you in a cloud of Joop, CK One or Davidoff Cool Water in exchange for whatever you can find in your back pocket (pennys, washers, lint etc)

Toilet salesman: "No Splash No Gash!"
Clueless toilet patron: "U wot m8?"
Toilet salesman: *unleashes cloud of musk* "U pay now"
Clueless toilet patron: "Please stop..."

by Bigby89 September 7, 2020

teradactal splash

When the man lays flat on the floor with his mouth open, the woman suspended high above him plays with herself until she squirts and flaps her arms like a bird and makes teradactal noises.

Oi mate me and the lass got well frisky the other night, I let her teradactal splash me!

by Yamama-all-day-fam September 18, 2016

rim splash

ejaculating as a result of getting your asshole eaten

She was covered in rim splash after eating my ass like a pro.

by DMind July 13, 2012

Splash down

When you sit to take a shit, but your balls hit the water

I got cought cleaning my balls at the sink after a splash down

by tH3Chuck July 18, 2019