clay snakes

Poop sticks that fall out of your bung. a.k.a. ass goblins.

Man, as I was driving home from work, a Creed song came on the radio -- I suddenly felt the urge to drop clay snakes and purge myself of this foul experience.

by boelkstoff September 17, 2003

rain snake

A condom, prophylactic, sheath; rubber; French letter(??) The origin of this term dates back to the early 80's was developed to be used as code within the walls of a F500 bidness.

Gotta stock up on some rain snakes before my big weekend.

by I_was_too! August 6, 2014

snake meat

Meat that tastes like chicken, and you eat it to survive in the wilderness

Wow! This snake meat tastes like chicken!

by Skarchy May 3, 2020

Faker snake

Someone who is snakey sneaking around your back pretending to be a real genuine friend but is fake instead.

Lara: Jaiden knew I liked Cory and still went out with him even though she said she didn't like him.

Kelly: Oh my gosh Jaiden is such a faker snake!

by Delwaney March 21, 2017

Bakin’ a Snake

Brewing up a big ol’ turd to drop a shit.

I’m bakin’ a snake. Where’s the shitter?

That was a great meal. No doubt I’ll be bakin’ a snake.

It smells like shit in here. Who’s farting? Me. I’m bakin’ a snake. Go take a shit braaaaaahhhh. Nasty.

by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Snake Fucker

Snake Fuckers is a subgroup of Snake Lovers. They have had a snakes scaly tail/head sided inside of their ass/pussy and LOVED IT! And if they figured it out, they have had one or two snake penises in them at some point in time. And if male they have had their dick in a snake in some way!

They can be a Snake Foodies, a Squeeze Toys or just a snake lover that went a little too far.

am I a Snake Fucker?
Being a Snake Fucker is 100% legal in Wyoming and New Mexico.

by HappySnakePreson September 2, 2018

slap snakes

When two dudes get together for sexual activity.

Man-meat mashing.

Hey, Mike, want to slap snakes.

by William F July 11, 2016