A general term for any ungainly or comical dancing style. Usually characterized by a lack of coordination, rhythmic sense, grace or poise. The name derives from the supposed lack of dancing ability amongst white people.
by null device February 03, 2013
the sex offender shuffle is what you have to when you have been accused of sex offenses. you have to spend weeks in the sex offender cell where you have to write what you have done wrong and you have to sing it in the weekly "sex offender shuffle song" where you get 6-8 sex offenders to sing there lyrics
keith: that blokes been arrested for sex offenses
gregory: that means he has to do the sex offender shuffle
gregory: that means he has to do the sex offender shuffle
by chimpg December 17, 2017
The movement you do to the bathroom closet to get toliet paper when someone does not refill the toilet paper roll. Usually occurs when wearing pants with shoes that have laces.
"Thanks a lot, you didn't leave any toliet paper after you took your shit and I had to do the Shit House Shuffle to get toliet paper so I could wipe my ass!"
by Richard Bob Neil September 01, 2009
A particular style of walking when one has consumed enormous amounts of Busch Light Beer. Occasionally accompanied by urine stained pants, obsenities or even nudity.
by paint pro March 20, 2009
Can be used in relation to anything involving distraction and misdirection by which you get everyone to look one way, while whatever you're doing involves going the other way.
by Maness May 04, 2006
by Midboss December 09, 2006
The one two shuffle is an old deception tactic. The intention is to methodically distract your adversary while you make a counter maneuver. Phase one involves a major distraction.
Phase two is where you initiate your plan of action under the guise of phase one.
Phase two is where you initiate your plan of action under the guise of phase one.
Sir, the enemy just pulled a one-two shuffle on us.
Apparently they left a small band of soldiers to tend to all the fires while they left under the cover of darkness. We do not know their current position.
I can't believe you used the one-two shuffle to beat me in chess. While you were sacrificing all your pawns, you snuck in a check mate. Well done.
Apparently they left a small band of soldiers to tend to all the fires while they left under the cover of darkness. We do not know their current position.
I can't believe you used the one-two shuffle to beat me in chess. While you were sacrificing all your pawns, you snuck in a check mate. Well done.
by Mr.Ection May 24, 2021