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fanny shock

The feeling you get for several minutes following an immense poop.
Don’t ask me any questions right now, I’m in fanny shock.
by Juju pop tart August 6, 2022
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sticker-shock

The feeling of stunned distress and horror upon seeing that your homies have applied dozens of adhesive labels all over your body while you were asleep, either because your mates simply are a**h**es, or they resent your taking a snooze while they're all slaving away in da hot sun. Extra points if they took the time to write separate derogatory/sarcastic messages on each of said labels, so as to get in a little extra "dig" at you each time you peel one of them off and read the acrdily-insulting comments scrawled on each label.
I woke up in my dorm room to find myself covered in labels with snide messages like "Sleeping Beauty's black-sheep bro", "Have a good nap, Prez Reagan?", "Goldilocks is in for a rude awakening when da Bear Family returns", etc. --- talk about sticker-shock!
by QuacksO August 12, 2018
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cock shock

The state of body dysphoria surrounding insecurity to one's penis, be it for width, length, or girth, etc.
Person A: You seen Person C anywhere?
Person B: No, but I'm guessing it's cock shock since last we've heard of him was him measuring his penis.
by deathgrippin March 15, 2021
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Shock the Monkey

When at a strip club in Thailand. You heat up a coin and watch the stripper pick it up with their vagina. Thus shocking them.
C'mon Tran let got to the girly show and shock the monkeys.
by Bloody El Sid March 7, 2024
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shick shack shock

Based on Haifa Waheb's song shick shack shock, if you are extra shocked you are

SHICK SHACK SHOCK
dan: OMG she did that
KENZY: IM SHICK SHACK SHOCKED, ""GASSPPP""
by LIFEISUNSERIOUS March 5, 2024
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shock dodge

A shock dodge is dodging the Lightning Item in MarioKart. It is mostly done by using other items in MarioKart like a bullet bill or a star.
"I Used the star just in time to do a shock dodge."
"BAM, shock dodge!"
by NotANormieBTW March 19, 2018
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