by Adujasty343 June 8, 2025

Describes da highly-unexpected and great-surprise/disbelief-causing act of letting out a prisoner on supervised release much sooner than anyone would have expected.
Madea always "shocked" everyone with her violent/noisy outbursts and other grossly-uninhibited behavior, and so her being sometimes granted "shock parole" seems like something dat would be right up her alley.
by QuacksO February 10, 2023

by ItBeWeird July 13, 2024

One who is repetitively kicked in the stomach, with subsequent gut-wrenching anxiety, while remaining upright and wearing a fake smile. AKA: the college years.
“My friends were amazed that I was one of those student shock-absorbers and lived to talk about it. I did manage to get my degree. Yay for me!” - said flatly
by Dr Isaac September 16, 2018

Person 1: I remember "Raditude Dog Found In Pinkerton, What Happens Next Is Shocking" was actually a placeholder name, what was the intended name?
Person 2: Sandstorm
Person 2: Sandstorm
by wbc fan February 18, 2024

by Frilled Potato September 5, 2018

"Naw man, that purp be stanky 'cause the chlorophyll froze. Stupid growers be Cold Shock(ing) their beauties."
by Desinis September 6, 2012
