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Shopping channel - syndrome

You know you have Shopping channel - syndrome, when:

- You buy something completely frivolous, just because it's been marketed to you by people with smiling faces.

- When you buy something in the belief, that if you had one you'd use it every single day (ex. bench press), but after finally buying it you use it for a while and then leave it to rot in your basement

- Also, if you buy a product just for the positive image you have in you're head of having one
Marcus finally bought the punching bag he'd been dreaming of, used it for a couple of weeks, and now it just dangles from the ceiling reminding him of his Shopping channel - syndrome
by B0hem September 29, 2010
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Shnawsing

(Verb) Sh-naw-sing.
(a) The act of butting into a private conversation in which you are not necessarily welcomed, but supply your opinions anyway. (b) Often refers to unwelcomed opinions that are vulgar or obscene and does not have much to do with the nature of the conversation at hand. (c) Someone butting their nose into other people's affairs in a rude and disrespectful or unhelpful matter. May not always be in a mean manner, but is usually seen as an unwelcomed act of getting attention.
Clint: "Dude! She totally gave the whole class an F on the test!"
Tristin: "Holy crap! Seriously?! How hard was it?"

Derek: "Hard enough for her to get on top and F the shit out of it! Am I right? High 5!"
Clint: "Quit Shnawsing asshole!"
by VoKittle October 26, 2010
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Shipping Notification

The exclamation which informs a sexual partner of impending ejaculation.
"Oh My DOG! Oh My DOG!" was the only shipping notification she received before his dyslexic ass jizzed in her face.
by iNT2 April 11, 2011
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Slapping the Dickinson

Popular slang for masturbation; also comes in the form 'having a slap', 'slapping' or 'slap of the dickinson'.
by RichardPeterson April 13, 2011
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Shopping Vulture

A person (usually a female) that goes to some type of clothing or department store and walks around looking for things they like. After they find something they like they leave and wait until it goes on clearance, much like a vulture waiting for its chance to feast on a rotting carcass.
"She's been here for almost two hours, is she gonna buy anything?!"

"No, not today. She's a shopping vulture
by ishop April 21, 2011
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Shippingest

The person who can acquire both loads of freight, and the means to transport them (trucks, trains, planes, horses, camels etc.) better than anyone else is the shippingest.
Another load delivered. Man, Johnny is the shippingest motherfucker around.
by Mac the truck October 4, 2011
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Shopping Shart

unexpected, extra wet leakage during gas expulsion while shopping
Did you see that stain on Chris's pants when he was walking out of the store? He must be shopping sharting again.
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