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shift cripple

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.
kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"
by Pop the cherry April 4, 2009
mugGet the shift cripplemug.

double stick shift

Sexually pleasuring yourself while driving a stick shift ( usually a male )
My girl didn't give up that was last night so I had to Double Stick Shift it on my way to work.
by DevTheReck October 15, 2017
mugGet the double stick shiftmug.

Blic shift

1.It is and attachment to a automatic weapon that allows you to shift between the speed and rate at which it fires.
2. It is also a form of transport used to carry the automatic weaponry
1.If i move the blic shift to rapid if fires non stop
2.later we will go for a ride in the blic shift to handle so buisness
by Clue1204 October 15, 2021
mugGet the Blic shiftmug.

Labrador Shift

A turn at following your dog around with a baggie to get your stash back. Shifts typically last 3 days.
I had to take a Labrador Shift over the weekend, if ya know what I mean...
by myk247365 July 14, 2025
mugGet the Labrador Shiftmug.

Afk shift

(Excluding lunch, washroom breaks or sleep) the amount of time you spend as an afk chatter
If you say something like gtg and brb to your mates in a chat room, and you go off to help your parents, this may be the beginning of your longish afk shift.
by Sexydimma March 6, 2022
mugGet the Afk shiftmug.

im shifting

Accidentally recording yourself shifting to Zootopia
“Im shifting

“Im shifting! Is that the magical city of Zootopia? Where every mammal can be anything they want.”
by stan twice or die February 13, 2025
mugGet the im shiftingmug.

shift f3

Shift f3 for useless pie ray lolz
mugGet the shift f3mug.

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