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Self-diagnosing

A person with no life who finds different mental illnesses to look 'quirkier', or to excuse their rude behaviour. Guess what, Stacy, you do not have OCD because you like to put your pencils in a rainbow pattern!!! You also don't have ADHD because you have a sad amount of fidget toys!!!!!
person: Why aren't you paying attention? I literally just told you my cat died.

Quirky Crackhead Stacy: Oh, you didn't know? I took a buzzfeed quiz and i'm Self-diagnosing myself with adhd, deppression, did, and anxiety so stfu
by imafrog September 30, 2021
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Natural Selection

Law of the world where the stupid, ignorant and stubborn people die first.
While they think they are immune to Covid-19, people who don't wear masks and practice social distancing will be the first ones to die, this is natural selection so that only smart people survive.
by joeyhtc May 4, 2020
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self-googling

The act of using the Google search engine to look yourself up. Extreme cases of self-googling have resulted in googlitis.
I was dying to know how many different ways people could find me on the Internet, so I did a little self-googling in order to count. Sadly, I'm not nearly as popular as the other person out there with my exact name.
by BonnieG April 10, 2006
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kid selfish

In a state of being selfish and/or hardheaded; one-track minded; ungrateful.
Until you stop being kid selfish about my money, I'm taking your cell phone for collateral.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 2, 2006
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license to sell hot dogs

hey buddy, do you have a license to sell hot dogs?
by Budi September 23, 2007
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a self flushing poo

A poo that once leaving the anus, drops with such force (creating a 'poo wash') that it manuvers its way round the ubend. Thus, flushing itself without conventional methods required.
"Holy fuck Jake, I just did a self flushing poo"
"No way!, let me see your bowl skids"
by Mike Raphael May 9, 2007
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selim

the perfect pimp of the street. The cool, intelligent and megalomaniac guy but yet not like everybody else.
He is such selim!
What a selim!
by Kshr January 2, 2011
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