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serious horny desperate

Horniness on an epic scale that would make a guy drop several rungs down on his ladder just to relieve himself of the agony.
Joser is a classic example of serious horny desperate.
by wang_man June 29, 2009
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"posting words with serious and actual definitions on urbandictionary"

Person 1: What are you doing?

Person 2: I'm posting words with actual definitions on UrbanDictionary

Person 1: Good to know.
by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022
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Sergio

A douchebag desguised as a perfect guy.

He's confident and extremely religious but has the worst pick in girls.
If you find a Sergio, run as far as you can, away from him.
Trust me, you don't want to get involved in his shit.
Girl: Woah! That guy is so sexy and talented! I heard his name is Sergio.
Girl2: Stay away from him, he's a fucking mistake waiting to happen.
by neilstyles June 2, 2013
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Senioritis

The brain disease you get at the end of your senior year.
The poor thing let her grades slip at the end of the year.

Yeah, I heard she came down with a bad case of Senioritis
by 8089364496 January 30, 2009
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Sergio

Sergio: Musician
He is overall a very talented guy who has a passion for music. His choice of music is powerful because he listens to the true meaning of the lyrics. At first, you will become really good friends with him. He's likable, he's funny, brown beautiful eyes with a gorgeous smile. He loves cats too.

But, he's like an animal trap, he lowers u in at first, them he traps you, and he lets you go all broken and shit
You will fall in love with a Sergio because of who he is. You know his darkest secrets that no one else does. Sadly, you will know him better than his own parents and siblings. Ull fall in love with him, he will fall in love with you. He will caress you with his beautiful words only to leave you at the end. He never actually loved you he's just playing games. ND he will go on with his life,chasing a girl who doesn't notice him, while you go back to your existence.
Once you think you screwed up ur friendship, you can't go back to normal ever again.
All they want is sex
They are slaves to it
I fell in love with Sergio while he fell asleep thinking about a girl who doesn't notice him.
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serio

boy: Quiero los zapatos azules.

girl: serio?!?!?!?!?
by 662614 September 26, 2009
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wants to date but nothing serious

It probably means that the woman in question wants to go on dates with multiple guys but not be in a relationship with anyone specific. But please keep this in mind: ALL Women are fickle when it comes to the dating scene, so if you went on one date and it went well or she decided she had a crush on you, she'll change her mind and desires to be in a relationship with you.
ALL women that has the term "wants to date but nothing serious" in their dating profiles, it means that they'll date multiple guys. Even though these women go on multiple dates with multiple guys, they have no expectations beyond those first, second, third, etc. amount of dates. They always keep their options open. And they ALWAYS CONTROL the Dating Narrative, not the Men. Comedian Chris Rock was ABSOLUTELY correct when he spoke his famous QUOTE: "A MAN is ONLY as FAITHFUL as HIS OPTIONS." In the same way, WOMEN are ONLY as FAITHFUL as THEIR OPTIONS too. So it's only fair that we as men remember that too.
by EC's Dating terminology May 27, 2017
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