Samuel L Jackson

The baddest motha fucka on the face of this planet. HE is fucking in everything and is the most fuckin baddest motha fucka. He was in fuckin Pulp Fiction, Deep Blue Sea, Shaft, Coach Carter, SWAT EVERYTHING FUCKA.

Asshole: "who the fuck is Samuel L Jackson"
Samuel L. Jackson: "Im the baddest mothafucka, you shit tasting mothafucka"
Asshole: "Ok Man back off its cool"
Samuel: "Who the fuck do you think I am."
Samuel: You best back off im getting a little fuckin pissed here."
DONT MESS WITH SAMUEL L JACKSON MOTHA FUCKA

by yyz August 4, 2007

Samuel

a thot.

wow, what a fucking thot, must be a Samuel.

by Yurgaybestfriend October 12, 2018

Samulipistätriplajuustolla Tupsu Tupee Väänänen-Väänänen

1. a huge penis

1. He has a Samulipistätriplajuustolla Tupsu Tupee Väänänen-Väänänen so big, that he gives even John Holmes a run for his money

by Hullu_ukko November 28, 2010

Samuel

Samuel, also known as Sam, is a cute gay BOY, he is SmOrT and likes rabbits. He is a loyal Boyfriend.

SAMUEL: Sam, you are really cute
SAM: ILY too

by IceyEnder December 23, 2018

Sample

The act of being ditched by a girl/guy

When a guy wants to chill with a girl. The girl said, "Yeah, they want to hangout. Just call me around (time)" But when it comes for that time to hang, she ditches him.

"Dude, you just got Sampled!"

by Joe Sag. June 11, 2008

sampler

When you jerk off and blow it in your hand. Then you bring it to your mouth and take a lick

Jay likes taking a sampler

by Jay V May 8, 2003

Samuel Marsden

That bugger who introduced sheep or rabbits to Australia.

Dan:What an ass! He introduced chickens to the Maldives!
Paul:Must be the next Samuel bloody Marsden.

by Sucajo August 2, 2004