Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

Bytty's member, coated in PB&J

Put that Peanut Butter Jelly on my Candy Rod

by user9876 December 17, 2010

hot rod, dong, willy nilly

a large thing that defines man.

Mary: how long is yours
David: 14 inches
Mary: stud
David: wanna see it
Mary: yikes...................hoochie mama

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Two Nuts Driving A Hot Rod Should Always Wear A Helmet

use prophylactic protection prior to inserting the pork sword into the pudendum; when you descend down her blouse, suit up the trouser mouse; practice safe sex, said of a male.

In today's age of rampant sexual promiscuity, it's probably quite prudent to slap on a skin or two...two nuts driving a hot rod should always wear a helmet.

by weave March 24, 2003

douche rod

douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.

"that chick's pussy smelled so bad that I wanted to give her the number of a douche rod I know"

by Sir H.C. Notneb November 15, 2016

mckenna rod

stanky and fishy stanky and fishy

hey did you guys hear what mckenna rod said?
no i heard she stinks

by juulpodz September 9, 2019

Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait

a specefic person or thing--- deadnre

Hey, Da-Onda Rod-Bumwait. Wanna go get food??

by ThicDicDaddy39 October 18, 2022

Knock the rod

Having sex

They knocked the rod after the game.

Knock the rod means having sex

by FredLikesBread June 7, 2018