The "Fuck Yourself" Roast

This is the roast you use when you want someone to go fuck themselves and get lost. The roast goes like this, "Insert name here has a mirror in their pants, because the only person he/she sees in them is himself/herself."

Greg: "What's up, punk! Give me your lunch money!"
Me: .: To My Friends :. "I'm gonna burn him with The "Fuck Yourself" Roast."

"Greg has a mirror in his pants, cuz' the only person he sees in them is him!"

by Bullyimmunebitch May 11, 2020

Urban Dictionary Roast

The action of copying someone else's already unoriginal idea and roasting someone via an urban dictionary definition

Come on man that's the 5th urban dictionary roast this week man, its getting out of hand.

by Whalejokesatyou November 13, 2016

roast beef grinder

Two women with dangling labia, loose or stretched out from over-use and abuse, scissoring in lust.

Jak and Brent decided on placing a roast beef grinder instead of a hot roast beef on their sex acts menu cause they thought two old dykes grinding their pussies still sounded better than eating shit.

by SpicyPino216 May 1, 2022

Illinois pussy roast

When you skin a cat, cook its meat, and wrap its skin around the meat like a giant hellish Slim Jim.

Hey Ryan the old lady down the road just bought a cat, wanna kill it and make a Illinois pussy roast?
Sounds tubular broski!

by fliip3 March 27, 2022

Sticky Honey Roast

When a male ejaculates on their partner, and then uses their penis and testicles to smear the pool of semen around the receiving partner's body.

Yeah, I made her some Sticky Honey Roast if you catch my drift.

by StLucifera December 24, 2021

Hot roast beef

Pull your ass cheeks apart and let someone shit between them. Slam the ass cheeks shut then your partner licks the shit oozing out and this is how he eats a hot roast beef.

Jak fed Brent a hot roast beef after work last night.

by SpicyPino216 January 15, 2022

Roast Beef Assassin

It is when a woman takes her beef curtians and wraps them around the mouth and nose of their partner and renders them deceased.

Ashley was so furious with Steve that when he fell asleep, she squated over him and smoothered him with the roast beef assassin. But there are probably worse ways to go...

by Heybabe380 September 7, 2023