Columbia River Snowball

An act of revenge that begins with shitting in a river and packing the pile like a snowball. Once the proper shape and consistency is achieved it can be hurled at the culprit.

Pat was tired of putting up with Rays taunts so he gave him a Columbia River Snowball.

by Thud Pickles March 30, 2009

cry me a river

besides the awesome justin timberlake song, an expression that means i've been through worse, you're being a drama queen

person: omg my chihuahua is sick
you: cry me a river loser both of my dogs are dead.

by charliee September 6, 2007

Iron River, Mich

Small town where everyone knows you and your business.

Hey want to go to Iron River, Mich? No way dont want everyone knowing me.

by MiBunny August 5, 2008

River Terrace Crew

Gang based on the south side of Chicago, IL during the early 1980's.
Once "rode" on a rival gang(the 19th street gansgters) at their own barbeque, commencing to step on sneakers as payback for a fight with Morton salt that got ugly inside of a local convenience store.

"The River Terrace Crew dug up our leader and put high heels on him."

by Cornrowla August 26, 2004

Fall River Luggage

A Price Rite bag. Price Rite bags are larger, and of a much stronger quality than the typical grocery or paper bag, making them the "high end" bag of choice for the homeless population to carry everything they own.

Bum 1: my stuff!!! It fell on da floor outa my bag!!!

Bum 2: dat's funny!

Bum 3: he shoulda got used some Fall River Luggage to carry his stuff across plymouth ave!!!

Bum 2: ya, instead, he got runned over by a low ridin 92 civic.

by CheapScotch August 11, 2012

eno river academy

a fucking charter school in Hillsborough, North Carolinathat has a total of about 2 students. They didn't have time to interview any staff before hiring meaning we're stuck with some bat shit crazy teachers and some ones that don't even understand what they're teaching. Where the principal lies to the lower school about the the guy that's brought a knife into school three times with the intentions of stabbing someone. ERA is full of redneck white people who think they're the shit because their older sibling bought them a juul.

"Hey you go to ERA?"
"Yeah"

"Did you hear about the kid that tried to stab this one chick"
"Nah I was too busy hitting my juul in the bathroom"

eno river academy is where the rednecks with nicotine addictions go

by pu55yki113r April 14, 2019

river bottom party

It's a party near a river, usually a cookout with alcohol among friends.

Are you bringing anything to Heather's river bottom party?

by Whiely Henderson April 19, 2016