Found Religion

A person has suddenly become passionate or committed to something as if it were a religion.

"Dave used to waste money, but after having kids, he found religion about saving for the future."

by TheToesKnows August 12, 2025

Religion

They will lie and make things up until it is undeniable and then they will take credit for what took place.

Hym "They burned people at the stake for contradicting them and now people like Jordan Peterson are now trying to give the religion credit for science. Trying to deny me the credit I deserve. That is the only purpose the religion serves. It gives them a pretense to lie and make this up. They do that until they can't, wait for everyone to forget, and then do it again."

by Hym Iam September 9, 2025

Your religion

No it's not just the opposite of the things I say.

Hym "You're only saying it because I said it about your religion. So it isn't that. You thought I was making shit up and I wasn't doing that so now you are doing this. You should have just investigated and reported on my thing and you didn't do that because you cared more about what I said about YOU and your shitty incest cult and now you are trying to scapegoat me... Because this is LITERALLY all that your religion does."

by Hym Iam December 5, 2025

Religion

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Religion

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 20, 2025

Religion I can get behind

Do you even hear yourself?

Sam Sedar "Now that's a Religion I can get behind! You know? Where God... Wants the things I want... And values the things I value... Like me and God have the same thoughts and desires... That's a religion I can get behind! And no one should be allowed to have more political power than me either."

Hym "You... You see how that is the exact thing I said about atheist shit-libs who split hairs on religion, right? Like, you want you to be the God.... And that's when you're fine with it. Solipsistic narcissism."

Sam Sedar "Right but if the religion was me it would be good."

Hym "Right, see, THIS is why I just murder God. That exact line of reasoning is exactly why I needs to die."

by Hym Iam January 22, 2025

Dem religion

The beliefs of the Democratic party, which are often irrational. Dem religion believers are similar to extremist Muslims in that either you believe what they believe or you are a heretic.

The Dem religion is like cancer; it starts out slowly with the intent of taking over and destroying the host body.

by DaHolmes January 29, 2025

Pre-Established Religion

Pre-established religions are religions that were established prior to the 20th century. (Ex. Judaism, Christianity, Paganism, Buddhism, etc)

B practices a Pre-Established Religion; I think it was Christianity forgot what branch though.

by BloodMoon Night February 3, 2025