Russian leader, former KGB agent who would become Tsar or Dictator if he could, but doesn't have to since the people and government let him do what he wants. Often opposes the USA but not too much so as to still keep a "friendship." Has also been taking the Chechens to the woodshed in their revolt.
"Vladimir Putin is a great Russian leader!" - Russian people
"Vladimir Putin is a tyrant and a monster!" - Chechen people
"Vladimir Putin has a funny last name!" - American middle school students
"Vladimir Putin is a tyrant and a monster!" - Chechen people
"Vladimir Putin has a funny last name!" - American middle school students
by aat1179 August 8, 2004
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/pʊˈtɪnɑ ni/
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a dickheadtator's genitalia, specifically the orifice by which the Russian president can go fuck himself.
/pʊˈtɪnɑ ni/
noun
VULGAR SLANG
a dickheadtator's genitalia, specifically the orifice by which the Russian president can go fuck himself.
"I have instructed my generals to put our nuclear arsenal into a special regime of combat duty" - Vladimir Putin, February 26th, 2022.
"Go stick your nukes in your putinani!" - Ukraine, and the rest of the world, soon thereafter.
"Go stick your nukes in your putinani!" - Ukraine, and the rest of the world, soon thereafter.
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A dictator who wants world domination just like Adolf Hitler. Even though he is losing the war he had taken out many poor soles. The only thing I have to say to Putin is to kill yourself in a bunker!
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Noun, a guy who, if you believe "the news", is either All-Powerful or All-Stoopid, both loves and hates America at the same time, Is so clever that he's responsible for the death of every random kitten and grandma on earth, and so stupid that he won't roll-over for Imperialist-Atlanticists like every other post-soviet republic. Both was and was not "head of the KGB." Both is and is not Yeltsins bestist-bud. Is at the same time loved and hated by every Russian. Is somehow the boss of every hacker/doxxer/troll on the planet. Is Trumps lover, despite Trump massively increasing sanctions. ACTUALLY fights ISIS.
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