crumble pussy

An insult used to define someones dry, crumbly vagina.

Cammie is such a crumble pussy, I can't believe Sam likes her.

by Brock Hot Ass August 17, 2016

birkin pussy

Birkin pussy is the holy grail of pussy and birkin. When she’s the top tier of all the birkin. No other birkin bitch can touch her.

Damnnnn, he got that birkin pussy.

by Birkin pussy creator February 13, 2019

Beard Pussy

The resultant condition of a human individual's facial hair after having performed oral sex on a human female.

Todd: Mmm, baby, you taste good.
Angie: I know & now you got Beard Pussy. Why don't you go kiss your mom?

by Manic Decree November 27, 2018

goose pussy

A white woman with black pussy lips

That cracker got a goose pussy.

by oTa December 27, 2014

Pussy Buffet

(Noun) A place or event which has copious amounts of beautiful women, usually willing to commit sexual acts.
Slang term: "P- Buffet"

Yo Jon, you got to head over to Trevor's party ASAP. Place is a straight up Pussy Buffet!

by J Sandooski September 11, 2015

Stroller Pussy

Single unwed mother strolling down the street looking for a baby daddy. Usually a strong clinger and commonly seen on Maury Povic due to their permissive life style, and mass confusion of who said baby daddy is.

clinger, blood sucker, fishy, cottage cheese, vagina, saggers, stroller pussy

by johnny2eyes October 15, 2011

Pussy Dibs

A claim one has on a fuck buddy's genitalia that pre-dates any relationships they might have just entered.

"I just met someone! They are so dreamy! We're totally like seriously dating now."
"Well I hope you told them I have pussy dibs every now and then."
"Oh yah, no worries. When are you coming over?"

by WordSwain February 16, 2015