Pumpkin Face

An individual (most often female) who tans so frequently that her face begins to resemble a pumpkin: orange, round and fat.

Frequently their skin also begins to resemble the hard, leathery hide of a pumpkin.

Guy 1: "I can't stand Jersey, man. It's crawling with Pumpkin Face's, let's just go to Vegas"
Guy 2: "You're right, the hookers in Vegas have more class than Jersey bitches"

by PFareHoes January 21, 2010

a yard of pump water

1.Some one who is very tall and skinny.

2.something that it is coming at you with force.

1.The celebrity had lost so much weight she had become like a yard of pump water'

2."They come at you like a yard of pump water. It's difficult to writhe out of the way"

by Bob Bobby Bobson June 12, 2008

knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

jackin off

he got caught doin the knuckle shuffle on the piss pump

by skrats October 7, 2009

breast pump

breast pump – (also known as the BP) when a man squeezes his wife or significant other's breast. This usually occurs in the comfort of one's home and can occur as often as the squeezer likes and can lead to foreplay or home runs.

After just getting boobie squeezed, wife says, "Honey! I'm carrying the laundry, you know."
"Woman! You know I gots to get my daily dose of the breast pump! BP, holla!"

by heather acq May 6, 2008

over-pump

to excessively fist-pump to the point that your arm becomes useless

i'm having an awesome time, but soon we should take a breather...i don't want to over-pump again

by J. Pads March 1, 2010

pumpkin blumpkin

a variation of the blumpkin. You carve a pumpkin with a large mouth hole (no eyes, just mouth), and you put it on someone's head, they then proceed to give you a blumpkin. see blumpkin

"lil Pete was the first man ever to recieve a pumpkin blumpkin."

by little and big pete October 12, 2006

Pumping Gas

The action of masturbation.

Can be done to one's self, such as pumping your own gas, or have it done by another, in the action of having your gas pumped.

After she left me for another guy, I had to go back to pumping my own gas to shitty porn.

Last night this chick was pumping my gas, no questions asked.

Pumping gas, we all do it at soome point.

by ives1337 August 10, 2010