phuckcake

A person who often makes ridiculous claims about themselves, others, and the state of the world. They often tend to bully others with claims of their own superiority. Otherwise known as an "evilchris" or "raging idiot".

That phuckcake has no clue what is going on through his beer goggles.

by Soul Inhaler September 17, 2008

plucked duck

As in a featherless duck, but A shaved pussy.

"I wonder if that supermodel has a hairy pussy, her bathing suite is poofing out a bit."

"No, she has a plucked duck"

by Kleinsauced Her December 14, 2008

Pucker taint

Area of a man's taint which when pressed or licked causes his asshole to contract

I always cum like a wild cat when my girlfriend puts her thumb on my pucker taint

by Jason Dmc December 16, 2008

PUCKERED RAISIN

a asshole

Boy! That girl had a nice puckered raisin!

by xBOOGIE MANx October 22, 2009

hand plucked king

Some one who is hand plucked by God out of the millions and millions of people to be the one. It usually refers to Elvis or a sweaty fat man that has a lot of confidence, knows Ka-ra-tay and has side burns.

Elvis was the hand plucked king because God said that he was the one out of the millions and millions of people.

by handpluckedking May 21, 2009

Metal Pluck

Recieving a blow job from a girl with braces. The braces snag your pubic hair, and painfully pluck them.

That Michelle has the Metal Pluck. The only thing you would get out of a blow job from her would be teary eyes.

by Bagseven December 10, 2010

phuck

A much funkyer version of the word "fuck".

So U wanna PHUCK w/ mee?

by Gaga the phucker. HEY! See fuX0r, too!!! :-D June 28, 2003