Procrabinate

how a person who is medicated either self or scripted procrastinate. Comes from the effects of anxiety and drug usage.

I know I'm not Gunna make the appointment, I'll procrabinate with doing pointless task.

by Tragically beautiful 11 April 9, 2021

procrapstinating

When you are sitting on the turlet, offloading a dump for about an hour instead of doing your work.

See Procrapstinate

Wyatt was supposed to be working but instead, he's in the shitter, procrapstinating.

by Darkling Toddles June 23, 2021

ProCrapstination

Procrapstination is when you have shitty excuses for why your delaying things. Like u have cleaned all the house but one room. Saying you don’t know where to start. …. When u should just grab the crap and move it out and start over. Like u did in all the other rooms. Or I have 5,000$ but I can’t pay u the 100$ because I have to live within my means of what I get paid weekly and u need to wait til next week when I get paid. Procrapstination The art of giving people lots of bs excuses. In order to prolong why u have not done something.

Mom. You have procrapstination, your willing to do other things but not willing to do the same thing over there.

Hey Denise you need to apply for a another job so u can keep ur car. I don’t have time. Or I haven’t done it yet or I haven’t asked others for help. But u will lose ur car and won’t have a place to live. You find time to do nothing. U could spend it finding a job after ur 4 hour shift or before.

by Woccolie Wob August 30, 2021

Mrocrastinate

The art , in which when referring to or someone with a name starting with M decides to procrastinate when they don’t have too.

Miyah just woke up and didn’t know if she was going to go back to sleep, she decided to Mrocrastinate.

by Mrocrastinate February 8, 2022

procrasticake

when you bake a cake to procrastinate on another task

"I was so stressed for my midterm, I made procrasticake. Would you like some?"

by janeclam June 20, 2022

proCRAFTinating

when you procrastinate by playing minecraft...

Mom: "DiD yOu Do YoUr hOmEwOrK?!"
Son: "MOM GET OUT OF MY ROOM IM PROCRAFTINATING"

by JVLIA December 28, 2022

Procrastibake

v. Making banana bread.

45 minutes ago: Wow, those bananas are brown and disgusting.

Now: Wow, this banana bread is delicious! Thanks, I meant to eat them a week ago. I procrastibaked!

by Earl Anderson January 29, 2023