tea pot

When a male dips his nuts in the vagina while masturbating and the shoots his load on the girls face like steam coming out the tea pot

Dude I did the tea pot to my girl friend last night

by mreps1983 February 18, 2011

Flower Pot

When you soil/shart you underwear, then remove the underwear and put them on someones head.

"I had the craps, so i gave that bitch a flower pot."

by FrankJohnson March 7, 2008

potted meat

Pink canned meat food product eaten by old people when evacuating from a hurricane like your annoying aunt who you call tata. It is made from dead pigs cows rats and cockroaches. It tastes really good. You can buy some at Frank for 13cents a can!

The Subway sold the potted meat sandwhich.

by MozzerellaStick December 27, 2005

Pot Brownie

A mexican drug dealer.
Based on the term "brownie" being used for a mexican individual.

"I got some really good stuff from my pot brownie."

"My pot brownie is a super cool dude."

"Lemme go see my pot brownie. He knows me by now."

by hairluver November 9, 2014

stress pot

a person that is stressy/tense/boring

calm down, your such a stress pot

by lucygooseymoosy June 12, 2008

potting brown

The act of chalking your cue with a water based lubricant, lining up the shot and striking the brown with an almighty white mass of tail sap or jizz.

Most of last night was spent potting brown.

by Mike Hunt August 15, 2003

Pot Nazi

A stoner who only smokes hydro, kind bud, exotics, or the more expensive weed. In order to be considered a true Pot Nazi, you must turn down any schwag or lower quality pot offered to you.

you: Hey man, wanna hit this?

me: No, I only smoke pot that was grown in Canada, Cali, or Europe. I never smoke anything grown outdoors or south of the border.

you: Fuck you, you fuckin' Pot Nazi

by smith2012 October 12, 2009