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Guess. Fucking guess. I'll give you one guess and bonus points for who he said it to.
??? "Please don't tell everyone I got beat by a guy whose never fought"

Hym "It's a mystery quote! Mystery quote of the day! It's was probably more along the lines of 'Please don't tell them.' Because they both have the same pretext and would know what not to tell. Ha! Hilarious! Heheheheh... I mean, come on guys! Just admit that I'm right. I can know thing independently from DOING ANYTHING. I was right about that bitch fucking that retard. The retard, defiler, and the generic one were being assholes. I was right about being kept tabs on. And this was probably the single most effective way of dealing with this any man, woman, or child could have ever conceived."
by Hym Iam October 4, 2023
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Please pass the pasta pastor

This is a perfect phrase (and party trick!) to highlight the difference between British and American English accents. Each word in the sentence is pronounced differently when uttered aloud in the two different accents.
Two friends, one American & one British, met at a party. One asks the other to say “Please pass the pasta pastor” out loud.

American person: “Please {ˈpas} the {pä-stə} {ˈpa-stər}”

British person: “Please {pɑ s} the {ˈpæstə} {ˈpɑ stə(r)}”
by PastaPastor November 29, 2021
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Please think about it

The boy asks the girl out and the girl says no so the boy says please think about it i beg you
by Please think about it October 20, 2019
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Please ur gf day

On November 14 you must please ur gf anytime she asks you to (fellas you know what I mean by that) get it on.
Her: Hey babe guess what day it is
Him: It’s November 14 ( National please ur gf day) I forgot
Her: May I be pleased?
Him: Ofc baby, come over here
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Please stand by

Amanda’s song (OKAYCAVE). Literally owns the rights to the song. There’s nothing more to it
Have you heard the song please stand by by chase atlantic?

Yeah that’s AMANDAs song. You know OKAYCAVE on twitter
by Xxchaseatlanticxx November 13, 2021
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Pleasing

Harry Styles’ new beauty line including products such as nail polish, serums, and eye gel.

Not to be confused with the feeling you get during… you know.
Mitch: Hey Sarah, I love your nail polish. What brand is it?
Sarah: Pleasing by Harry Styles! It comes in 4 different colors, would you like some?
Mitch: Sure!
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if you find this then please help

please phuqing help me
god if you find this then please help me

what
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