Plate Job

When you made a nice meal for your lady and she had too much of the main course and couldn't eat desert. Not wanting any more calories she lies down on her back and holds a glass plate over her face while you shit a creamy turd onto the glass for her pleasure.

My girlfriend was trying to loose weight, so instead of going back for seconds I gave her a plate job.

by thatisgreasy May 20, 2022

yurcon plates

a libaryian in the look of the eye

the kid had yurcon plates

by bones January 2, 2005

late plate

Someone you only call late at night when you're drunk and want to hook up, but wouldn't actually date or hang out with. Derives from late night plates of terrible food at diners that are only acceptable after 3am.

"I didn't meet anyone cool at the party last night, so I called up my late plate."

"Kristen, that guy never texts you except after midnight, when he's drunk and wants to get laid. He's late plating you!"

by JGrizz November 6, 2013

Plate game

When you go down on a girl and your as thorough as you would be licking your dinner plate clean.

Girl let me tell you this. he had amazing plate game

by Rapid tongue April 12, 2017

Dinner Plate Penis

An extremely long and wide penis, usually used to eat dinner on.

Yeah i ate my dinner on his dinner plate penis last night.

by CoolGuy1000005 October 25, 2018

give me that fucking plate

a term used to say "you did not eat" or "you didnt say say shit to prove your point🙄"

kaykay:"bitch ur mad ugly"
donkey:"bitch give me that fucking plate😒"

by ❌who u?❌ February 5, 2022

New Jersey Hot Plate

the act of hitting a saran wrapped Lava Big Boy so vigorously it pops the plastic over the mouth piece

also hitting a Lava Big Boy while participating in any other variation of a hot plate.

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"Wow! That New Jersey Hot Plate just got me buzzed!"
"Really? I should try that instead of a Pittsburgh Hot plate!"

by nj lover July 2, 2023