Peter Parker

Dickwad

*Flash Thompson to Peter Parker*
“Wassup dickwad”

by ThanosRectum July 13, 2019

Chicken-Peter

Chicken in biscuit and creamy honey roasted Peter Pan peanut butter.

Everyone loves a good Chicken-Peter!

by Ray-Charles February 22, 2022

peter reith

verb. to hire an obviously biased pundit for a talk show to provide ill defined journalist balance.

noun. an obviously biased pundit

- Former conservative Australian politician who likes to appear on political talk shows.

The Drum was peter reithed last night, it was like a Liberal Party meeting.

by AlanKohler November 11, 2013

Sleeping Peter

A sleeping peter is someone who, when given the opportunity to have fun, does not. Even when in the most rare and possibly fun situations, they don't participate. A sleeping peter will choose to stay away from the excitement no matter what. Often times they like to stay at home and do nothing. Sometimes you'll find them out at movies alone on a Friday night, or getting ice cream by themselves.

Aschley was such a sleeping peter for the bachelor's party last night, let's never invite him anywhere again.

by Ctown217 June 10, 2018

A Blue Peter

A ready rolled joint . For that special occasion. Taken from the children's show of the same name , and their "here's one I made earlier " quote

A. You coming out for a smoke ?

B. Yeah !

A.Ok

B. I have a Blue Peter

A. You absolute legend

by Haako September 19, 2015

Peter-wille

A guy who is awfully annoying and passive aggressive. He thinks he is a know-it-all but he actually just sucks. He is hard to deal with and is better off alone. He might have some good qualities but no one will believe that, because he is the worst. You know you are around a Peter-Wille when the sky turns grey because he sucks the energy out of the room.

PLUS HE HAS A MICROPENIS.

Peter-wille is in the room
OH NO

by peterwille November 7, 2022

the peter howitt

a "late in the evening" sex act where four strapping young lads in bowler hats "go to town" on a drunk or unconscious slapper.

usually conducted in an upmarket apartment or hotel room, a move popularized by late 1960's swinger "Peter Howitt"

last night me and the fellas met this east side slapper, so we took her back to the Mayfair poking palace and showed her the peter howitt.

by the phantom May 23, 2004