pete victory

a brazen declaration of victory full-well knowing you lost

originated from Pete Buttigieg’s celebration of a victory in the 2020 Iowa caucus, before the results that he had not won had come out

“He came 3rd”
“Wtf? He’s telling everyone he won!”
“Ugh, he’s declaring a Pete victory?”

by gswan February 4, 2020

petes dragon

Similar to a "tea bag" however, its focus is on dragging DRAGON your penisPETER, across the face of your preferably very close friend/partner/well humored family member while they are sleeping/blacked out from chemical intoxication. (For your own safety DO NOT attempt this on someone who is trying to sleep off a bender of coke and or meth). It wont turn out well for anyone.

Check out this pic of PETES DRAGON visiting you last night!

by Pleidese February 5, 2020

Pete Slam Batten

An extreme session of masturbation to help relieve stress and sexual tension.

After a long stressful day before bed, I enjoy a good Pete Slam Batten to fall into a deep slumber.

by Spaghetti And Pete-balls April 23, 2020

Pete

Someone who will do anything for a laugh.

Can’t believe that dude put a trash can over his head. What a Pete.

by Bubinator November 18, 2020

Chicken Fried Pete

This guys real name is Peter, but he has a weird obsession with chickens, and memes

“Lord, it’s Chicken Fried Pete, and hes holding a bottle full of purple kool-aid”

by I’mGerardWayFromP!AtThePilotS February 13, 2020

Stinky Pete

A stinky Pete is when a person named max gets fucked in the ass and shoots a fat diarrhea out his ass onto the other person's dick

I was having sex with max when he blew a stinky Pete out of his ass all over my penis

by Mybigdickbilly March 1, 2020

Pete Gross

Seattle's biggest Raider fan. If he were alive today, he'd be a Ramfan.

Because of Pete Gross's Raider fandom, the Seahawks hired Tom Flores in 1992.

by southplainshttredskins April 28, 2020