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Pen is

Your pen is what?
P1: my pen is
(Silence)
P2: your pen is what?
by fuck off nosy ass prick April 17, 2021
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Pens Pencils Down

This here is the phrase Satan said when God and all his angels tried to stop him. this is the phrase that echoes through hell over the screams of all villains. This is the phrase that had the dinosaurs go extinct. This here, this very phrase, is the reason people cannot hear such high frequencies.
At one point in everybody's life, someone will experience the "pens pencils down". It is just like chickenpox, and whether or not you get it when your in a grade 8 math class with a teacher who's one goal is the cause you pain, you will get it at some point. Beware of this, because this in itself is a rite of passage. This in itself will cause you nightmares and pain beyond understanding. This is hell.
This phrase will catch you completely by surprise, in a time where you think there will be no need for quiet. However, as I have learned, there always is a lead. Be careful my good friends, and expect the unexpected because if you are not ready like I was, you will know the pain and suffering I went through.
Class: *chatting normally while the teacher does her thing*
//suddenly//
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: PENS PENCILS DOWN
Class: *crying in pain*
Stalin: *stands up unsteadily*...

No you, miss.
Evil female looking math teacher with ruler weapon at hand: *dies*
by anonymous May 23, 2018
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from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

I killed myself to this song
Guy 1: from the screen to the ring to the pen to the king

Guy 2: *kills himself*
by CartoonyKid October 27, 2024
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Pen Cap Chew

Just to add a missing word from the lyrics in Annorexorcist's definition:
Has your concience got to you for building *trends*?
Is that why un-noticing you eat your pens?
I'm not trying to add a new definition for Pen Cap Chew, but there is no way to edit a previously submitted definition!
by Irushforth July 12, 2022
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Gods pen

A metaphor for a man penis as it helps creates life. Also when one uses his penis to draw shapes on social media apps.
“I used my gods pen to draw a heart for my hoe” “I used my gods pen to write some dna bitch”
by Rageberto October 8, 2022
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pen flipping

The best addiction ever it is more addictive than cocaine
hey kid, wanna see some pen flipping
by pen_flipper May 5, 2022
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Pen Palationship

A somewhat wrekless and possibly ill advised online relationship between to people who can’t seem to help themselves. Only applicable between dog owners carrying out such corispondance between KS and WI. Both must be vegan and be unwilling to discuss it.

Coinage credit- Ashley Louise 1/31/18
I don’t know man.... this Pen Palationship is getting pretty intense. Guess I’m spending my weekends in Milwaukee.
by MilesDogless January 31, 2018
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