pee into a violin 

To waste effort on someone or something.

Don't tell Mr. Panayotis that you can finish that project tonight. Telling him something like that is like trying to pee into a violin!

pee into a violin by pentozali December 28, 2005

pee in your butt  

something sexual, david says to pam to turn her on

david -hey babe can i pee in your butt? pam- maybe later if your good!!!!!!

pee in your butt

pee in your butt by thell February 26, 2009

pee light 

Pee Light is a nickname of Head Light.
It is most used for going to pee at night when camping, so it has been nicked 'Pee Light'

- I will put on my Pee Light and go take a leak in the bush.
- Hey, take my Pee Light and make sure you arent peeing on a bear.

pee light by -RDOG- August 12, 2006

pee winkie

the first hard-on of the day

John woke up sporting a pee winkie

pee winkie by Mr Lyquegyna January 13, 2007

pee poo

the area between where you pee and poo

god, my pee poo really hurts cause I'm on my period!

pee poo by oopeep January 14, 2010

pee-jizz & Cream 

pee- jizz & cream. (peaches & cream) when you have sex before urination in the morning. when the male cums pee & jizz comes out ... Pee-jizz mixes with womans cum making pee-jizz & cream.

i like making pee-jizz & cream in the morning.

pee-jizz & Cream by inferno314 February 13, 2010

Pee Pussy 

An immature girl, only biologically an adult.

Implies that she has not learned to keep herself clean, thus her pussy probably smells like pee, and not worth your effort.

Characterized by giggling when being courted, asking inane questions about sex, using way too many emoticons, and general incompetence with adult concepts.

She's usually hnnng level adorable, which makes finding out she's a Pee Pussy so very heartbreaking.

Her pussy might also smell like pee.

Guy 1 "I was flirting with her and she just giggled and had a stupid look on her face."

Guy 2 "Oh, wow, she might be a Pee Pussy"

Guy 1 "Then we were cuddling, I try to start fooling around and anywhere I touch her is ticklish and she can't stop laughing. Shes 22 for fuck's sake!"

Guy 2 "Yeah man, she's a total Pee Pussy, get out while you still can!"

Pee Pussy by navezskullz October 23, 2012