parking lot burrito

A dirty (used) diaper which has been carefully rolled up to contain excrement, but was still thoughtlessly discarded in a parking lot.

"Hey look, that lady just left behind a parking lot burrito. I wish she'd clean up after her kid properly."

by Raiyoshi November 7, 2014

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Porting

The act of texting someone and watching porn at the same time without them knowing.

Ex1: Boy 1- "Dude last night i was so porting Jessica."

Boy 2- "Dude Noice"

Ex2: Mel- "oh yes baby."

Jane- "Mel u better not be porting me"

by Patty Dilson June 15, 2014

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parking lot bj

When an otto gets a blow job in a taco bell parking lot , by a attractive girl with big titties

did you see that otto . He got a parking lot bj last night in the taco bell parking lot by some hot chick.

by crank stick 70 February 17, 2015

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That unfortunate group of city dwellers, who were sleeping no more than 5 minutes ago, who are now going to move their cars because of alternate side parking rules. See also: The Driving Dead-those same individuals who now circle the block incessantly as they search for the hard to find spot.

I woke this mornng to join the legions of the Parking Dead.

by Dafodil city dweller September 16, 2015

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partying the red sea

The act of having sex with a women when she is on her period. This primarily involves people who are very horny and/or drunk.

Brice- "Dude, I got so stoned and was partying the red sea all night."
Noah- "Same dude. I was there. There was SOO MUCH BLOOD!"
Zoë- "Yea there was.... sorry bout that..."
Noah- *shutters*

by DinoBryan May 23, 2016

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Panting

When you have desire for something

I'm panting for a drink (I'm so thirsty)

by Collossal July 30, 2016

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Parking Lot Heart Attack

Standard method of death for people that work too many hours because they make all there money in OT pay, people Power Plant Workers, Cops etc.

"Hey you hear about John ? He tried to work 72 hours straight to rack up some OT and when his shift was over he dropped dead of a Parking Lot Heart Attack"

by Capt_Quint February 7, 2017

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