just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it

my mom says

mom: just cut of the bad parts and you can eat it
me : wtf no
mom: get out of the house cuz you say a bad word

by 69 years ago July 4, 2021

Super Shadow Event Part 2: Super Shadow

An event added to Sonic Speed Simulator on December 23, 2024. The event is located near the left of the spawn area in Green Hill on release. The main goal of this event is help Silver the Hedgehog and Super Shadow defeat the seemingly endless amount of phantom ruby illusions caused by Dr. Eggman and the newly found phantom ruby.

"Hey, did you hear about Super Shadow Event Part 2: Super Shadow? I heard Super Shadow's pretty overpowered!"

by Slightly Inconveniencing Bird April 2, 2025

Lower parts

The parts below the waist and above the knees.

Her: Thanks for dinner
Him: But we still need desert

Her: Sure, what about a tiramisu?
Him: I’d rather lick your lower parts

by paul_houston June 22, 2024

part time bruh moment

Something that meets bruh moment criteria by being unusual or small brain but only partially

Why does this cat follow me? It's such a part time bruh moment

by Akhult1 October 28, 2020

Trabsu Territory (Formerly known as "Mairie Byrd Land" and part of "Eights Isles")

Trabsu Territory is approximately 670,000 square miles of Antarctica reaching in a wedge from the ocean to the south pole. It was the last unclaimed land on earth, until Trevor A. Sullivan claimed it and declared ownership on Monday, November 11, 2019. It is mostly unusable, and will not be weaponized per the Antarctic Treaty. Trevor plans to make it an open area to OHVers and explorers.

Trabsu Territory (Formerly known as "Mairie Byrd Land" and part of "Eights Isles") Is the newest country on Earth.

by Sevensixtwonato November 13, 2019

The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1

What is my point of existing...
I was created for use as a puppet for the urban dictionary.. but I'm not even used for that..
I truly have no purpose..
Might as well go ahead and end it all here..
-Guy 12

Chapter 1: The Discussion

Guy 1: Did you hear what Guy 12 did?
Guy 2: We had a guy 12?
Guy 1: I'm not actually sure, Guy 10 talked to me because he still think's I am the leader of the guys.
Guy 7: What are you guys talking about.
Guy 1: Don't ask, 7. You're too dumb to understand anyway.
Guy 7: Oh.. I guess you're right..
Guy 1: Of course I am. Now shut up and help us find Guy 10.
Guy 7: Oh he's over there talking to-
Guy 2: Guy 10 is talking to Guy 3 in the corner.
Guy 1: Thanks Guy 2, I know I can always count on you.
Guy 7: But-
Guy 1: We already did what YOU were supposed to do. We don't need you anymore, so get lost!
Guy 7: Oh.. Okay then...

The End of The Guys: Infestation Arc Part 1
To be continued in Part 2.

by GlitchGD March 6, 2024

Hotpocket (Part Two)

A continuation of the first part of the excerpt.

The Hotpockets seem to be capable of intelligent thought, and have a complicated culture much akin to our own- With some of their tales and stories mirroring ones that we have as humans. A prime example of one of those stories is the classic Hotpocket fable, Pocket and the Stromboli, a near identical story to our David and Goliath.

"Hotpocket (Part Two)"
idk I can't remember the first flavor-text I did

by Zombiman August 11, 2025