The Parental Mantra

What do you do if you child's a cunt?
Kick that brat out and light up a blunt.

I recite the parental mantra every morning.

by shittickler March 22, 2024

IPad Parents

Parents whom, instead of engaging with their child themselves, give the child an electronic device, usually an IPad, and let the IPad keep the child busy rather than them.

I had IPAD Parents growing up, I didn't even know their names until I was 9.

by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024

priscilla lima parente

shes brazilian but lives in miami. she was born in new jersey and has freckles. she went to presbyterian then pinecrest then carver then reef then palmetto. shes v silly and fun

person 1.you wanna be friends with this brazilian miami girl shes unpredictable
person 2. oh lit i think ur talking about priscilla lima parente

by frannie crosiff July 18, 2023

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

I Am A Close And Far Away Parent I

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 8, 2025

pnly parent

“Conspiracy parents that bounce from conspiracy theory to conspiracy theory and hate thing to hate thing”

“She must be a pnly parent”

by DurhamWaffles April 27, 2023

sirrogut parent

A bulging-bellied "father figure" dude who is filling in for a kiddo's biological daddy.

In an old "Hi and Lois" cartoon, Trixie Flagston gleefully noted ("Bee-bee! Bee-bee!") to her mama dat a local lady was visibly "expecting", then started naively babbling "Bee-bee-bee-bee" when she spied da rotund Mr. Thurston, as well --- I wonder if she was actually viewing him as a "sirrogut parent"?

by QuacksO February 22, 2025

Pre-parental anxiety

Pre-parental anxiety is what modern day parents worry about when deciding whether to have children or not. Its a composite of anxieties about multiple issues including about societal shifts, climate change and FOMO about regretting not having children later on but not having the option available then.

Male partner: I'm not sure if I want to have kids, there are so many people already in the world today and limited resources. Plus I like enjoying our kid-free time right now.
Female partner: I agree, but if we wait too long and then decide we want them in 10 years, it might be difficult later.
Male partner: Its pre-parental anxiety.

by Mister Crapaud January 21, 2024