para

To be harsh and controlling such as a ranking officer commanding subordinates

The act of being a control-freak

Origin: from paramilitary

If you keep acting all para your going to have to do the project yourself

by advoss November 10, 2008

Chuck Palahniuk

A mediocre, gimmicky writer, whose novels are more about having 500 showy quotes for scene kids to put on their MySpaces rather than taking the time to develop an actual novel. All of his characters are essentially the time, the plot lines and the so-called "twists" are ridiculous and are not as "deep" as many scenesters may think they are. Scenesters love to say that they love him because it makes them appear smart and cultured and well-rounded.

Panic at the Disco is the only reason he has gained any fame.

I used to read Chuck Palahniuk before I became disillusioned and reality set in.


Scenester: Have you read the new Chuck Palahniuk book?
Scenester #2: YEAH. It was just so deep; who knew that the clipboard girl was related to the porn star?
Scenester: It made me think about life, again..
Scenester #2: Yeah. You know. Let's go get high.

PALAHNIUK: pall of knee yuck

by y hallo thar October 8, 2008

Para

Oh secksy little manwhore

Omgs. I totally secksed Para last night.

by :D June 9, 2003

freak parade

when you're friend calls you up at your most bored moment and informs you there are a plethora of hunnies up in his place prime for the fucking

"Yo I was sitting around playin ms. pacman and readin webster's dictionary when my friend hit me up with the 'FREAK PARADE'"

by Jay40 December 3, 2005

parachute pants

Those wierd big and fluffy pants that came from the 80's, you know when everyone had those really bad hairstyles!

"omigod kelly look at her pants! aren't those parachute pants? arrrggghhhhh run away!!"

by Carmen December 17, 2003

paradigm shift

A moment of overcoming your own extreme sexual urge to weightlift for a period of time and then returning to the previous order of sanity.

Hold on carrey I'm going through a paradigm shift again looks like i'm done with the medicine ball. Jon went back to the bench again looks like a paradigm shift.

by Simplebeast January 22, 2014

Parade

You would almost think there would be no parades any more, not because of the virus, but because someone would call a parade racist like they did with the statues for not being politically correct enough. No crowd, black, white, yellow, brown (and a red indian or two) would gather, people would just remain divided if there was no parade to go to.

Indians don't have a parade on thanksgiving, so should the rest of us put an end to the parades? Would that somehow right all the wrongs that have been done in this country?

by Solid Mantis November 25, 2020