take it ease

When your a boss and you see your friends getting too up tight you say:" Ehh bro take it easee." Naturally if your a boss your friends will then take it ease.

"Bro im so ripped right now, ahh man I think I have roid rage."

"BROOOOOO STRAIGHT UP TAKE IT EASSEE BEFORE YOU MURDER SOMEONE!"

"Alright reach coli bro cuz I need mad roids right now."
"iight ill bring the meth."

ROIIDDSSS!!

Take it ease hardcore.

by Brolive5 April 14, 2011

Take a Obama

Take a Obama to take a dump in your pants when you are drunk.

hey do not take a Obama in here you will smell up the place.

by redpillamerican November 24, 2020

Take a Chris

to punish someone's toilet. Usually involving a horrible stink and sometimes a clog.

-Dude! You totally punished my toilet!

-Yeah, I had to take a chris.

by Adam the anteater January 18, 2008

Take a break

When urban dictionary doesn’t let you crush any more people’s dreams by blocking their definitions (just kidding, I publish all of them that aren’t personal vendettas or horrible)

Take a break. Nooooooo.

by MLB lover 2020 March 11, 2019

take a shantz

Taking the chance that your fart might be a shit. To shit your pants. See also 50-50.

I'm not sure about this fart. I'll take a shantz.

by Joel TK May 25, 2005

I'll take that

A time in your life you start drinking a lot more beer. And you think to yourself it will probably cause liver issues and think ahhhh i'll take that

I'll take that.

by Kuehlstein February 23, 2018

take a Trump

An unsuccessful trip to the bathroom, most likely due to constipation. A metaphor for DonaldTrump’s inability to “drain the swamp” in spite of numerous promises.

Bro 1: How was your go?

Bro 2: Terrible - all I could do was take a Trump.

by j-mannnnn January 06, 2017