A shiny glob of spittle on the ground easily mistaken for a nickel (from a distance.) Usually used to describe something worthless despite its appearance.
"It's not worth a spit-nickel."
by Brian P. McEntee December 31, 2007
Get the spit-nickelmug. A man, by any method, approaches orgasm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of Cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.
Person A: "...Do you want to see a Spitting Cobra?"
Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"
The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra
Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"
The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra
by callingdom May 17, 2008
Get the Spitting Cobramug. When defining yourself as a lesbian. When you're in-between Butch / Tomboy, and Lipstick / Lipgloss lesbian. But you ain't no Chapstick lesbian either... Bitch, you a SpitLip lesbian.
(The action of licking your voluptuous lips, in a clock-wise motion, lubing them up in order to perceive the look of them being glossy, with no lipstick/lipgloss/chapstick, in the sunshine).
(The action of licking your voluptuous lips, in a clock-wise motion, lubing them up in order to perceive the look of them being glossy, with no lipstick/lipgloss/chapstick, in the sunshine).
Halley: "I'm having a hard time defining what kind of lesbian you are... What kind of lesbian are you?"
Me: "Girl. I'm a Spit Lip lesbian".
Me: "Girl. I'm a Spit Lip lesbian".
by Spit Lip January 4, 2019
Get the Spit Lipmug. by silentshotghost June 21, 2018
Get the Shit-Spitmug. by PhilM80 June 5, 2019
Get the spitting nickelsmug. A twitter post that makes the reader spit out the liquid s/he had in her mouth, in a plume.
A version of spit-take
A version of spit-take
That tweet was SO funny, that I did a spit-tweet while reading it!
Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
Before you read that tweet, finish your coffee because it'll cause a spit-tweet.
by Twitter Comedy July 5, 2011
Get the Spit-tweetmug.