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Blood Bumping

When two menstruating females scissor in a semi-rough bumping fashion to combine their blood together to become "moon sisters". The sexual woman form of becoming blood brothers. Receiving pleasure from a close friend by swapping and conjoining nectars. Constant same-cycling moon sisters become perma mooners when two women believe their spiritual closeness is derived from their blood bumping.
"Yo, my girlfriend been out all night with her friend prob blood bumping or some shit because they think they bff's. Lesbians.... its wack."

"Me and Susie are so synched we might as well be blood bumping."

"I've been blood bumping for so long we're perma mooners; Susie and I can tell each other anything."

"Can I get HIV from blood bumping?"
"Yes."
by Pooma Moomas January 11, 2014
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Blood Patch

When you have sex with a girl on her period for the first time.
: I earned my blood patch when I was only 15!
by Princes peach818 November 20, 2016
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Blood dodging

When your lady is on the rag and totally bugging you with her attitude and chewing you out for her time of that month and you sneak or avoid her calls or texts all day
"Hey what are you up to today dude?"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"
by Sofakingsaiyan December 11, 2019
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Blood nuggets

When you're having sex with a girl on her period and you get black/brown clumps of blood on your dick and in your pubes.
My girl gets so horny on her period but the blood nuggets are becoming a safety hazard
by Mattricide June 12, 2019
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blood wand

1.The male reproductive organ
2.The péné
3. A magical wand that females are elated to fill with blood
Bill: Did you cast the blood wand upon her last night?
Ted: You know it, I casted Wingardium Leviosa on and she was under the spell all night long
by Luck Erector November 18, 2013
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*Gargles Blood*

the sound you make when your gargling blood
Oh my God ive been shoot *Gargles Blood*
by real_mota August 24, 2021
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cheese blood

When you eat so much cheese it replaces your blood.
Guy 1: I Bleed cheese.

Guy 2: You Have Cheese blood.

Guy 3: WHAT THE FUCK
by mycheeseisbleeding122 March 16, 2021
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