by Lorema06 August 17, 2021
Get the boat sex mug.A bean boat is a person that creates problems for themselves and others by simply attempting to do the things that they've been asked to do.
Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
Like, try making a boat out of beans - it wont stick, the beans will separate and sink, and only the beans that float are the hollow beans that have been infected with insects.
"I asked him to paint the door but somehow he managed to break the door , sprain his wrist AND fuck the carpet all at once, fucking bean boat."
by wurdyburdyhurdygurdy July 17, 2018
Get the bean boat mug.Nick: Don't do it, that looks dangerous
Alex: Ima do it anyways. I'm gonna touch the boat.
Nick: *Sits back and waits to see the boat explode*
Alex: Ima do it anyways. I'm gonna touch the boat.
Nick: *Sits back and waits to see the boat explode*
by TwoMustangsAndADolphin August 3, 2022
Get the touch the boat mug.The act of a person lifting the penis and performing the same act as motor boating but doing so with the testicles.
by SuicideInkDemon June 27, 2023
Get the John Boating mug.a mess of lunatics and edgy teens on discord who make amogus jokes. how much more do you need? people who wish death and edgy furries, nolives and many more!
by Bonk Lord March 17, 2022
Get the boat zone mug.When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.
A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."
Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."
Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."
"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."
Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."
"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
by HoneyBoatShow February 11, 2013
Get the Boat Show mug.When a person places their face between another person’s butt cheeks and proceeds to lip trill while oscillating their face between the each cheek.
by A$$ Man July 13, 2022
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