douche mother

Similar to douche bag but much more offensive. An insult that should be used for only the worst kind of asshole. Similar to a dirty mother fucker

Literal Definition:

A douche mother is the douche that your mother used to clean out her vagina after she gave birth to you.

Quit being a douche mother.

by Jane Brane January 6, 2008

mother chonky

A bit like motherfucker. Used to describe a good friend who is also an idiot.

"Wassup mother chonky?"

by ZeroCouch August 3, 2007

Spiritual mother

An older woman who is humble, who walks along side of you as you strive to fulfill your spiritual walk and assignments with God. A woman who knows how to encourage you; prays for you, yet does not let you ignore the truth and will lovingly rebuke you if necessary then will cryand laugh with you. She points you always to the Holy Trinity that God will be praised and honored. She is concerned about your eternal soul.

Alyssa's Spiritual mother helped her figure out which lesson to teach the children in Bible class.
Raymond's spiritual mother listened as he told her how he wanted to create an agency to help foster children.

by Evangelist CS January 10, 2021

Mother-Goosing

the act of cockblocking someone, but with Weed because one is "looking out for another's best interest"

Stop Mother-Goosing the weed. Whatever, whatever, I do what i want !

by Phikeia229 December 14, 2009

Mother Fruscker

The word mother fucker but it’s a 5 year old saying it.

You mother fruscker!

by watches February 10, 2019

Mother Bastard

An adjective or noun used as an exclamation of disappointment and/or rage

When you talk to your siblings, you become an utter mother bastard sometimes

by Call me "Duke" November 10, 2010

Mother Faxer

Slang for Mother F*cker if You want to say it in a polite way.

You little Mother Faxer

by BuxBunny February 12, 2022