eye jizz

When you eye leaks fluid and it goes everywhere.

GOD, i hate this eye jizz, its leaking everywhere and all over my face.

by alrightymon June 8, 2010

Jizz and Jet

Jizz and jet, or as my mom liked to say:blow your load and hit the road. One of the many terms for the pull and pray method of sexual conception

Last night I had to jizz and jet because I didn't have a condom.

by Tim Swain June 13, 2014

jizz nozzle

a) A person deserving of such a term

b) your cock, or the head of

a) That snyder is a real jizz nozzle!

b) Imma throat that bitch with my jizz nozzle

by fgh senator April 4, 2009

jizz fight

a fight when throwing or slapping one and other with the male seminal fluid involving 2 or more men.

Male1: So at work today i had to do alot of filing for the boss.

Male2: that sounds boring what i di

Male3: (interupting) JIZZ FIGHT!

ALL: YEAHHH!!!!!!!!!!

by skimmboarder August 7, 2008

Cloud Jizz

rain

It's so relaxing when I get cloud jizz on my face!

by Moll Dawg and Thurs Pup September 12, 2012

jizz rag

an insult calling sumone a cum soaker

Nhiron is a jizz rag

by $upreme.zzz October 25, 2016

Da Jizz

1. The new replacement of the phrase "Da Shizz" which in turn was a replacement for "The Shit". Used generally to describe awesome internet videos and dance moves.

Guy 1: Dude check out this video I found on Youtube called "Guy listens to Parry Gripp songs while screaming leave Britney alone while a dramatic chipmunk recreates 2 girls, 1 cup in a balloon guys house when Old Gregg sings Numa Numa with Tay Zonday on keyboard."
Guy 2: Aw man, That sounds like Da Jizz, Man!
Guy 1: It IS!

by Sexy_Jesus July 19, 2009