No Nut November

Worst month of the year for males, can't bust a fat one for the entire month,

In a short term : HELL

"Did you hear that Jimmy lost no nut november"
"ALREADY?"
"bet hes a virgin"

by Sad Vibxz November 4, 2019

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November 18

Listen up guys! Today is the the day you have to appreciate all the dumb shit your shortest girl best friend does for you!!! Give her hugs, tell her how much you love her, maybe even give her your sweatshirt!

Oh shoot it’s November 18 I have to go appreciate Megan the whole day!

by username. November 14, 2019

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November 15

Steve Irwin Day
-a day that celebrates one of the greatest humans to ever walk the earth, and a friend to all animals

Yo, me and the boys are throwing on our khakis this weekend for Steve Irwin Day (November 15).

by UncleBoobs November 12, 2019

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November 11th

November 11th national hug your shortest friend today.

Me: hugs my shortest friend
Shortest friend:what was that?
Me: it's November 11th!
Shortest friend: okay.

by Shianne_is_better_than_you October 29, 2019

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November 4th

November 4th.
Anyone born on this day is the most amazing person in the world. If you know someone born on this day consider yourself lucky to know them.

Person born on November 4th: hey! give me your money!
Other person: No! of course not!
Person born on November 4th: but I was born on November 4th!
Other person: Yes, of course, please take my money!

by spicy quacamole December 31, 2019

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