Christmas Noob

Refers to a kid that gets the new Call of Duty game for Christmas. They typically get destroyed in pub matches by the people that preordered the game.

Me: oh boy it’s that time of year where the christmas noobs raid the lobbies. oh wait there ain’t gonna be any christmas noobs because they added skill based matchmaking

by JarvisBanned December 16, 2020

Flashbang Noob

When a player on a game which has flashbangs on it, such as counter-strike and counter-strike:Source, uses it through inadequate means. He/she would use it all the time and generally on one person, due to a lack of skill.

The Flashbang Noob threw two flashbangs at me when I was alone because they have no skill.

by CraZyMaNiac January 08, 2008

Noobing out

When you're playing a game or performing some other skilled activity, and a loss of focus, distraction, stress, or any combination of similar factors results in a rapid and uncharacteristic loss of skill or finesse. You start making noob mistakes.

"He was playing well for a while, but then he made a mistake or two and started noobing out. He totally blew it at the end."

by binarymike July 08, 2011

noob aura

When a pro player plays something like DotA or CS, constantly owning, and then some random noob comes into the room or netcafe, the pro player suddenly starts to die and lose. This is caused by noob aura. It is very serious problem. The only way you can get rid of it is to kick the noob out of the room, netcafe etc etc. When you do this, your pro skills are returning to you instantly and you start to own again.

Pro player(playing dota): Double kill! Oh yeah! Triple kill!!! Oh yeah!!

Noob enters the netcafe: Hey guys. What's up? Wow you play dota! I have to watch!
Pro player: OMFG I DIED! FFS! SOMEONE KICK THAT NOOB OUT, HE IS SPREADING NOOB AURA! FAST BEFORE WE ALL START TO SUCK AS HELL.

Noob gets kicked out of netcafe.

Pro player: OH YEAH DOUBLE KILL AGAIN! RAPE THEM! GO FOR THE RAX!

by Branch53 January 28, 2010

noob talk

dialouge that is often said by noobs. This includes begging, bragging how much they hack, or just being a noob.

this is noob talk
noob: gimmi money plz plz plz!!!!! I'm so good, u wanna be good type 122649012 lol lol lol lmao lol

by teh_pwnerer123 June 29, 2006

metallica noob

Usually someone that is new to metal that knows of and listens only to the music of Metallica, considering them heaviest, best, fastest music on the planet. They also somehow get the idea that they have dominant musical knowledge of everyone else in the room because of this. Metallica noobs are known to constantly complain about how Metallica sold out with The Black Album. They also use "death metal," "black metal," and "thrash metal" interchangeably (despite their vast differences) when describing bands other than Metallica, then claim that they "don't give a fuck about genres" when they are corrected by real metal fans. Most of these kids probably listen to Slipknot.

Metallica Noob: Metallica is the best metal band ever d00d! Master of Puppets is the greatest album ever! It's so heavy and fast! Dave Mustaine is gay! Rock on!

Me: Metallica's a great band, but thrash is just one type of metal that will eventually start to get old. You should check out some death metal like Cannibal Corpse or Bloodbath. It's not quite fast but a little bit heavier. Or maybe even some 90's black metal like Dissection. And I happen to like Megadeth, bitch.

MN: Shut up, poser. You don't know anything about metal.

by Naakrath February 10, 2007

PwN nOoBs

The art of slaying a person bad at something or new

friend 1 shoots friend 2 while playing b-ball
friend 2: what the f***
friend 1: sorry I just like to PwN nOoBs by the way you suck at it if you couldn't tell

by barrybeeisbae69 March 08, 2017