No Nonce November

During the month of November, all good nonces are called to curb their noncery.
If they behave they may get more lenient treatment and be more respected for their commitment

Nick: Well Pete, it's that time of year again. We'll have to leave those kids alone for a while

Pete: It's No Nonce November again?

Nick: Yep

Pete: Cock!

by NonceNick November 2, 2021

Nick da nonce

nizam is the type of guy who typically likes to go for underage girls, and when that doesn’t work you’ll definitely catch him at a primary school trying again because that’s what nizams are all about... persistence and passionate when it comes to young girls

oh look, nick da nonce is back at it again flirting with the year 8s. OR, hey look at nizam dancing with all the kids in the year 8 disco !

by Nlcgang November 23, 2021

Nonce

A disgusting human being who should rot in prison

A NONCE is a guy/girl that engages in talking to underage kids

by Jxke May 1, 2024

Nonce

Andy Gregory

The Nonce is still lingering in his natural habitat at the local park

by Bdbdbdbdbdbd June 22, 2020

Nonce

A paedophile

That guy named travis over there is a big fuckin strokey nonce haha

by CrazyManSam August 4, 2020

Nonce

Goes by the name TheArtfulWojer#7595
Defo touches children

Stop being an nonce TheArtfulWojer#7595

by Jo99y April 25, 2022

Nonce

Pedophile/ predator/ creep/ wrongun

Standing for "Not Of Normal Criminal Etiquette" within prisons due to a Nonces behaviour being the lowest of all deviants.

Anyone displaying predatory or creepy behaviour.
Or
Banter with the lads / can be used in replacement of nause

Dave: hiya babe can I smell ya earlobe
Becky: certainly not dave you absolute nonce

Similarly
Pete: I can't stay out on the sesh tonight lads Mrs wants me back
Rich: you absolute nonce, gew away

Also
Mandy: listen, I cannot stand to be around Andy all he does is talk about guinea pigs and trains, nonce behaviour

by ImYourCatFace8 February 24, 2020