Tomato Sandwich

The act of two persons, (a male/female, male/male, or female/female) performing a goatse and bashing their gaping behinds together.

"Last night my girlfriend and I made a Tomato Sandwich, I'm still sticky!"

by Riskyburrito1997 June 26, 2014

Tomato’s

Most disgusting food ever. Claims to be a fruit but is more like a FOOT! Once you eat a tomato you should be expecting to throw up for days

Son: mom could be have tomato’s for lunch!

Mom: NO YOU PICE OF SHIT!! TO YOU WANT TO THROW UP!! *beats son*

by Realharrystylesfan June 27, 2021

Tomato emoji

Symbol of dick riding

I added this tomato emoji over a man I’ve been dick riding for a while now. Isn’t it cute?

by you_frickin_fricks November 21, 2022

Look at the tomatoes on that one

When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake all directions.

Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.

by Jean_Cocteau July 20, 2023

Look at the tomatoes on that one

When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake in all directions.

Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.

Cackles the Sicilian-American friend.

by Jean_Cocteau July 20, 2023

gone off tomato

When you leave tomatoes out for too long and they go moldy.

The gone off tomatoes taste like rotten blood.

by Debskelly1985 March 14, 2023

No Tomatoes

Wen watchin sumthin dat may seem chessy or corny... turnt out bein Kool even cringin...

Person 1: yo! U seen that new show “blank” !

Person 2: hell, nah... was it any gud?

Person 1: No tomatoes ( 🚫🍅)

by ShovieGroovy September 08, 2021