spanking the wrong oval

1) Wank for 10minutes

2) Get Drunk

3) Have a One night stand
4) Get kicked out your house by your wife

5) Repeat This over and over again
i was spanking the wrong oval for 2 weeks
by Real Wanker 010101011 November 26, 2016
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stepped in the wrong hood

Lil foo tryna scrap not know in where they steppin nd get merked
Whatcha want cuddie? U stepped in the wrong hood dawg this aint fa u!
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I was in the wrong gear

This is when you are trying to be hectic doing the Bondi Run, but realised your mate is actually the Bondi King now and you can't keep up, so after taking 2 minutes to make up and excuse with awkward silence, you use the excuse "I was in the wrong gear"
Oh that's right, I was in the wrong gear.
by DirtyDobz April 07, 2024
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When someone says something blatnetly obvious.
“I know you’ve quit and don’t really care but..”
-Well you’re not fucking wrong, Mel.
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Playing the game wrong

A person that is a hoe not knowing that everybody already knew about them

A person who try's to talk to a persons friend even thou that friend already knows how they are

A girl or guy that isn't good at being a flirt or a player
by Babygirl🎀 June 30, 2014
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Wrong-piping

Accidentally using the wrong social media account to utter personal, offensive, or otherwise noticeably off-brand statements.

The wrong pipe may be used either by software glitch or user error (forgetting to switch accounts); the former holds slightly more water with an angry employer.
After wrong-piping about her boozy weekend shenanigans one time too many, Heather was fired from her corporate social media job.
by Wrongpiper December 16, 2011
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Seven Levels of Wrong

A phrase referring to the numbered levels of how fundamentally wrong a given act, person, place, item etc is. One being the lowest and Seven being a quite disgusting/horrible thing.
A man slaps a small child hard in the face. This would be a

One, or perhaps a Two at most.
The act of monging for example would fare much higher on the scale. At Level Six or Seven. From these examples you can ascertain the Range that the Seven Levels of Wrong cover.
by Gazuba January 15, 2010
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