shed a tear for Nelson

VERB: urinate, micturate, do a wee-wee

Keep an eye on my drink, I've got to go and shed a tear for Nelson

by Der Funkmeister September 5, 2005

White Man Tears

White Man Tears is when a white man commits a crime and blames it on insanity.

The Parkland shooter is a perfect example of White Man Tears. After his mass shooting causing 17 deaths he faked insanity in order to get a lighter sentence.

by i<3europeans September 24, 2021

Bleed Manly Tears

When a Straight man Crys.

Mostly used while talking to a girl

Dude, my paintball gun is at my friends house, and hes not home, im gonna go cry

Girl-You cry?

NO, i just bleed Manly Tears

by DonCapo August 20, 2008

Tear off a log

When you get so angry you poop?

You make me so mad I'm going to tear off a log!

by ajrizzler April 20, 2021

smells of tears and shame

the aftermath smell when one buddy takes one for the team

That was a great party last night but "insert name" room smells of tears and shame.

by t_money_b October 6, 2011

Eat my tears

They act of asking someone to eat your tears out of sadness or anger out of what they did in order to let them know how salty you feel.

It's not my fault you're so apathetic and entitled that you didn't vote and now we have this douchebag president. Eat my tears asshole.

by J-ber November 1, 2017

Apology Video with tears

When someone on TikTok makes either a cringey, totally out of pocket video. Or when a video displays true information that people just don’t like to bring up. Usually meant in a joking manner.

TikTok user: *makes an joke about the death of a character*

Commenter: “OH MY GOD HOW DARE YOU. APOLOGY VIDEO WITH TEARS RN 😭😭😭”

by King_Rat_K October 11, 2022