Grass puppy

A Grass puppy is a cow. So when people say that Cows are just ugly say no they are grass puppys

Alex- "Have you seen my Grass puppy yet?"
Sandra-"WTH is a Grass puppy?"
Alex- "A cow, duh"

by Lifewcee November 27, 2017

puppy-back

Originating from puppies tendency to return to abusive owners, "puppy-back" is when a person exhibits a pattern of returning/forgiving bad relationships even when fully aware it is bad for them.

John's girlfriend keeps on being a bitch to him, and using him. He knows it, they've ended before. Regardless he never learns to not puppy-back.

Damnit Aly, stop fucking puppy-backing to him. He cheated on you 4 times.

by Jaaa April 23, 2007

Puppy Fat

When a teenager, aged 13-15 gains weight during puberty, especially around their belly.

‘You can really see Lewis’ puppy fat when he takes his shirt off’ - I.e. Lewis has a belly.

by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 August 15, 2018

Pig puppy

A strange multi-breed dog that can do a 90 degree straight jump into the air, chase pick ups already driving up to 40 mph and somehow still lacks the common sense to see a glass door right in front of her when she is trying to chase the squirrel on the other side of it. 2. the only dog in history i have ever seen climb straight up a tree after a squirrel and not fall off the trunk. She also thinks no matter what side of the door she is on when the door bell rings that an INTRUDER is on the opposite side.3. a retarded minny pit bull pug puppy that eats garbage instead of real food because the garbage tastes better to her. 4. a dog who is very good at destroying chew toys and has the ability to follow only two comands "poop" and "play". This creature is supposed to be a combination of a pug and a pitbull but really looks like a bobble head boxer. If this dog was a cartoon it would resemble scrappy doo.

My pig puppy has big pug eyes and pitbull teeth.

by flutterby33 November 13, 2010

Puppy Killers

Dangerous, secretive sect of heroes and bodybuilders whose activities are unknown. People love to hate them and hate to love them. Their only known gathering place is L.A.I.R., which is rumored to be a fortress 2 miles in the air.

I heard that it was the Puppy Killers, not the mafia, that were behind the JFK assassination.

by [e-mail] December 24, 2008

warm puppy

shitting in someones pillow case

"lol i put a warm puppy in his bed"

by gracieBABYtm October 16, 2008

flock of puppies

a large grouping or collection of young dogs, technically under the age of 4 months, moving in a common direction.

i almost ran over a flock of puppies. whaaat the heck.

by heresproof March 10, 2010