Bro deuce

When you and a bro deuce in public stalls next to each other. Bro deucing, when a cooperative effort is required.

At camp, Mike and Tyler had to deuce. There were two stalls available, thus resulting in a bro deuce.

by rorburger December 15, 2010

Dungeon Deuce

The act of stalling the running of a dungeon while playing World of Warcraft so you can go poo in real life.

"Hey guys, before we hit this next boss, I need to take a quick dungeon deuce"

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"where did *players name* go? He's been gone for a while now.."
"he must have gone to drop a dungeon deuce"

by Kittyisgood April 28, 2010

deuce take it

The devil take it (late 19th and early 20th century). See "The Words," Jean Paul Sartre. George Braziller, Inc. Paris. 1964. Page 68.

I recognize that he has a lot of work, but, deuce take it, one answers a child's letter.

by Selena 12 December 12, 2017

harboring a deuce

1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.

2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.

3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.

1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."

"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"

2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"

3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.

by botschaftler December 17, 2012

Danish Deuce

Taking an extremely large amount of laxatives then chucking your poop at your partner like a monkey.

Please don’t do danish deuce tonight.

by Mattt Olson October 24, 2019

deuce delay

When your about to leave and you have an unexpected bowel movement.

I was about to leave out the house but I had a deuce delay.

by bigfnjess April 23, 2014

Deuce-buddy

When an individual sits in the stall directly next to yours in a public restroom. Many times are are other stalls available, however the individual chooses to sit next to you.

While I was in the restroom, some jerk came in and wanted to be my "Deuce-buddy".

by JYates3 August 19, 2013