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harboring a deuce

1) The condition of needing to relieve oneself through bowel movement. Having to take a shit.

2) In card games, hanging on to a '2' card, esp. Uno or Gin Rummy - it is a defensive strategy of game play to have only one remaining card of low value, or as in the case of Gnagno (Friulian card game), it is an offensive strategy to harbor it for late use in order to force a player to draw two unwanted cards.

3) The first album to be released by Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band in early 2013.
1) "Dude are you okay? You seem a bit fidgety."

"The toilet is occupied, and I'm harboring a deuce!"

2) "What the fuck, you were harboring the double deuce?! That's four points for me!"

3) Have you heard that new shit from Fez Wrecker's Junkyard Jug Band called "Harboring a Deuce"? It's not as crappy as you'd expect from those constipated cats.
by botschaftler December 17, 2012
mugGet the harboring a deucemug.

deuce and dash

To take a shit, and then leave the bathroom without washing your hands.
I was at a urinal when I saw Bob deuce and dash! Note to self: Do not shake Bob's hand again.
by madworld May 31, 2013
mugGet the deuce and dashmug.

Deuce Sphere

The sphere and range of locations where one can take a deuce in any given area. The quality of a deuce sphere is determined through the number of locations that are clean enough, quiet enough, and provide a good deucemosphere for an individual. There are different ratings for the quality of a deuce sphere. The deuce sphere is a vital part of deucing in public places.
Guy 1: What part of town are you in?
Guy 2: I am in the north central part of the college campus
Guy 1: Ok youre deuce sphere rating is 8 and there are some prime locations for deucing available. I recommend you find a deucing sanctuary with a good deucemosphere.
by Fanfin September 28, 2014
mugGet the Deuce Spheremug.

deuced air

a fart, or noisome gas passed from the same orifice as a Number Two
Dude, step away: I just deuced air! OR Damn: open a window! This car stinks of deuced air.
by pedantic99 April 9, 2011
mugGet the deuced airmug.

ghost deuce

When one takes a dump in the toilet but it is nowhere to be seen, also when wiping there is nothing there
Dude! I took a shit yesterday and there was nothing there!

That's what you call a ghost deuce my man.

I took the biggest ghost deuce the other day. I couldn't believe how clean that toilet was after I was done.
by The6exo6rci6st April 29, 2014
mugGet the ghost deucemug.

deuce delay

When your about to leave and you have an unexpected bowel movement.
I was about to leave out the house but I had a deuce delay.
by bigfnjess April 23, 2014
mugGet the deuce delaymug.

Big deuce

These words are said when something is really wrong or when someone says something really dumb or even when you don’t want to do something
Greg: hey man Rihanna is not even that pretty.

Tyrone: Big deuce dahg, RiRi fine as hell Wys.
by abe__world October 13, 2019
mugGet the Big deucemug.

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