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Dookie Can

a can with a big smelly dookie in it
"Hey, can I have a taste of that dookie can?"
"Sure bro, this dookie can is nice, hot and fresh!"
by poopooheadhahahah June 12, 2020
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Can Fairy

A Can Fairy is a not so mythical creature that comes and cleans up any of your empties that found their way onto your lawn, into the street, and in some cases even cans that are on your porch. The Can Fairy is usually homeless but occasionally can be a normal person just doing community service.
Before leaving for the bars we all shotgunned beers and left them in the yard, when we got back we saw that the Can Fairy had been through.

I think I heard the Can Fairy come this morning.
by Swagcityyolo October 21, 2013
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shit the can

When you fuck up but your fuck up was somehow the right thing to do. Similar to the term shit the bed but you’re shitting in a can where it’s okay to shit.
“I walked their dog at the wrong time but if I’d done it at the right time, it would have been raining too hard to take him out.”
“Wow, you really shit the can on that one”
“I know, I’m so lucky!”
by Jerzeeshoorhan February 24, 2020
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Canned Coochie

The act of being of being so sex deprived that you make a coochie, using a can.
What the hand can't, the can can.
Damn, would you like to try out my canned Coochie, coochie in a can.
by Dr. E.D. April 4, 2022
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chicken in a can

My gay uncle likes chicken in a can!
by Badger poker March 3, 2019
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Cans-Only'd

When you are at the show and need to throw away your trash but then you get to the bin and it is for "Cans Only"
Hey check out this guy walking over to the bin with all this non-can trash; He's about to get Cans-Only'd!
by MullFonty March 14, 2021
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Can Face

In the 1940s heroin was illegalized and people craving a high turned to glue sniffing. It was easier to do because you could pour it into a can and suck the air out of the can while pretending to drink, getting high in the process. This became known as getting can faced.
Abdul Jabbar got totally can faced last night
by sharabikhatmal November 8, 2016
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