Aaron Newman

A child who uses fat to crush his opponents

Aaron Newman crushes Jake’s chair due to his weight

by Monkey crusher February 8, 2024

Joanna Newman Is A Daughter Of Mine

Joanna Newman Is A Daughter Of Mine

Joanna Newman Is A Daughter Of Mine

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 27, 2025

Soaking Newman

When an individual inserts high potency ammonia smelling salts into their own anus resulting in what some would consider hazardous flatulence, commonly practiced in the homosexual community to increase awareness and arouse consciousness during long bouts of gay sex.

Kept falling asleep last night during the gang bang, had to soak a Newman to stay awake. The Soaking Newman always works

by Mr. Carriage June 12, 2025

Robert Newman

Robert is a social studies teacher at EHS. He's known for crashing out due to misophonia, watching AI presentations, and celebrating Christmas at his annual block party.

Robert Newman just gave me 90 pages of reading, I'm not doing all this.

by benalmon08 December 11, 2025

The Dutch Paul Newman

Defecating on the covers and rubbing it in your partners face.

I one upped her Dutch Oven by giving her The Dutch Paul Newman. Afterwords she broke up with me and I had to buy a new bed.

by Paco1568 October 30, 2011

Sara Jean Newman

Has genetal herpes. Thank's for the info Heather ;-)

Sara Jean Newman: (n) Did you hear the rumor Heather was spreading about Sara? Yeah, she said she caught herpes.

by Sum Ting Wong? May 13, 2018

Doing a Newman

The act of shitting your pants.

"Hey did you hear, I heard he was doing a Newman at camp"

by Nick Uscinski August 29, 2019